FORD

First On Race Day

Fails On Rainy Days

First On Recall Day

First On Road to Dump

First On Rust and Deterioration

Fix Or Repair Daily

Flip Over, Read Directions

Found On Road Dead

Found On a Rubbish Dump

Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos

Fucked On Race Day

Fucker Only Runs Downhill

Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge

Fucked Over Road Debris

Fucking Obsolete Road Device

Fucking Old Rust Dog

Fahren ohne richtiges Denken

Für Opa reicht der